Time to rest when dead....

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Holy Catfish! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am absolutely consumed with an awfully big adventure, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a biatch to various lawyers I met recently, my day drifts aimlessly from dusk to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am so tired. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I won't promise anything to you but I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Go with God, good friends. Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

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